one time i went up to my friend (also my coworker) and gave him hug from behind and just like held him there for a moment and our one regular client walked in and was like “huh….so are you guys like….winnie the pooh and piglet?” and i lost my fucking mind. what does that mean. i also said yes and that i was pooh.
me and this coworker are now dating and the same client client came into today and was like “sooo winnie the pooh and piglet?” again so we asked him what he meant and apparently those were the only two male fictional characters he could think of that hug
winnie the pooh heritage post
there will never be a human action more viscerally embarrassing than drawing little cartoons of people with your opinions owning people with opinions you disagree with. like even if the cartoon in question endorses a take that I support I can’t look at it
dont get Tumblr users who are constantly posting about being normal and having wonderful offline lives and giving condescending advice to the rest of us who have a calcified pineal gland here cause. go live ur wonderful miraculous life bitch this is not instagram. Why are you sittinv at the loony table
it drives me crazy that mass shooters are 98% men but it’s a social faux pas to bring that up…instead we all have to do penance for like failing as a vague ‘society’ rather than addressing violent patriarchy 💀
regular lobsters start out as just little lobsters but spiny lobsters start out as these beautiful weird larvae that also evolved to ride on top of jellyfish. This jellyfish is too small though!!!
imagine some other guy evolving specifically just to annoy you. what the fuck
